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M.I.S.D. (Microsoft Induced Stress Disorder) Medical billing code:

 



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Pronunciation:  (Missed) – (Mist) – (Myst)
Definition:
archaic :  scrupulous conformity : 
conscientiousness


M.I.S.D.


This unfortunate affliction presents mostly in those with the knowledge and ability to perform debugging, virus, adware removal and general maintenance each time Microsoft releases a new full OS (Operating System) upgrade.  The dedicated people who seem to suffer most from this disorder are those whom voluntarily or otherwise have agreed to perform beta testing and apply fixes to hazardous conditions that are an immediate result of said OS upgrades.


Possible symptoms associated with MISD that may present differently in those afflicted are as follows:


1.  Extreme levels of anxiety.
2.  The propensity for increased alcohol and/or prescription and non-prescription drug abuse.
3.  Chronic Insomnia.
4.  Gastrointestinal Ulcers.
5.  The necessity to process large amounts of information in an unreasonably short amount of time.
6.  Uncontrolled laughter & crying, often at the same time.
7.  Total psychological meltdown.


Things to watch for include some of the following symptoms:


1.  Severe stomach pain.
2.  Sudden onset of migraines
3.  Chronic diarrhea.
Caution:  Blood in stools may occur, seek help!
4.  Having the uncontrolled desire to live on another planet.
5.  Severe cramps in legs and feet.
6. Taking hundreds of digital pictures of your cat when she just wants to be left alone.


Warning:  Heightened levels of sexual desire with the inability to perform the task at hand may occur.


Treatment Options,  Everyone needs options!


1.  If any of these symptoms occur in extreme levels that affect your physical and/or mental health and last more than four hours, seek professional help.

 

2. After virus/adware/malware removal is complete make sure that your security program that monitors these travesties is up to date and you have performed FULL hard drive back-up and created multiple restore points to avoid having to repeat what we ALL know we don’t want to repeat for said OS upgrades.


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Symptoms should subside once proper medication management is administered and sleep patterns get back to normal. (Yeah right!)
It is recommended that you take mandatory breaks and remind your loved ones (pets too) how much you truly care for them and appreciate their support through this treacherous process and re-assure them it normally only happens about once every two years (give or take).

Follow up:  Find some clean air to breathe and digestive disorders should migrate back to the level that you enjoyed before the process began. 
See also:  (Ativan, 2mg every 4-6 hours as needed).
Always consult with your physician before, during & after the Microsoft Operating System upgrade is performed.
Pray that the next time it is required to perform this procedure it will not be as bad as the last time, keeping in mind that you know damn well that it will probably be even worse!  If night terrors persist consult with your physician or Spiritual Adviser.

Diagnosis:

Microsoft-izm, Chronic, II
Enjoy life, love & Prosperity!



Always, Frankie.


We're all mad here!



-Q-




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